Once I went to apply for a job at a new deli lunch place downtown. It had been advertised in the paper, and we were in the midst of a recession, so there were quite a few others applying for the same small handful of jobs. But I was fairly confident; I’d worked as a busboy in several restaurants and stood a good chance, at least for an interview.
I went up to the deli counter and they gave me an application form to fill out. Sitting down at one of the deli’s many diminutive tables among numerous other late-teens who were doing the exact same thing I was, I proceeded to complete the application. After double-checking everything to make sure it looked good, I got up to leave. “Is this where I leave my application?” I asked the gentleman sitting at another, slightly larger table. He seemed to pause for a second, then answered, “uh, YEA!” I handed him my application, thanked him politely, and left.
I internally congratulated myself on a job well done: I had accomplished the sometimes-intimidating chore of applying for employment. And they seemed nice! Maybe I’d get to work there.
It was sometime during the bus ride home that I realized that the guy I had left my application with was probably not an employee of the business. I had given my completed application to a fellow applicant.
I never did receive an interview, and in fact I never heard from anyone affiliated with that establishment again. But experience is a valuable teacher, and I always try to pass along this pearl of job search wisdom to others:
Always make sure to give your completed application to someone who actually works at the place you‘re applying to, not to one of your competitors.
Inane vignettes on shit you can thank God didn't happen to you
10/05/2006
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