Well, you may have started to notice that ol' "Toxic Relationship" has begun to seriously jump the shark as of late. So in his infinite wisdom Mr. Toxic has deemed it the opportune time to put his inane anecdotes to bed, at least until he can find time to experience still more delightfully uncomfortable moments and painful, zany misadventures.

Haven't had enough? Then check out the "Toxic Relationship" eight-track tape series, available at fine garage sales everywhere, or the "Toxic Relationship" thrill ride at Universal Studios Hollywood. Or, start your own blog. Nobody's stopping you. Hey, you think it's so easy, why don't you try it? You think you're so smart, then go right ahead!

The archives below will have to do, Dear Reader. (And by "Dear Reader," I mostly mean that big, smelly guy who always seems to be at the Downtown library whenever you go there.) So long, and remember that it's never too late for crippling shame and deep regret.
-tom